Business humor
Jokes, anecdotes, stories about how things are done in different countries often help to understand the mentality of your business partners better than a thousand useful tips from experts. Here is what we have collected in communication with our partners around the world. And let no one be offended — these are just jokes!
One businessman announced a competition for the best answer to his question:
— What should I do so that my company finally brings me money?
The director of the brokerage company calls his deputy and asks:
Three business brokers walk into a bar after a day's work. They order whiskey and start discussing their business.
A businessman comes to a meeting with a famous American consultant.
The investor asks the consultant in which industry it is better for him to invest his free money.
A Spaniard, a Turk and an Arab tell each other how they used to work.
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